ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
