That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
