just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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