Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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