john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
is that a dick in a sweater?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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