sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Randomize
