You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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