when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
So squirting runs in the family.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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