There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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