If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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