It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
