But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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