Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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