i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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