Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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