so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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