Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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