are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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