so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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