So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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