I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
