And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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