fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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