He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
