I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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