Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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