she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Boobs speak an international language.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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