The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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