Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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