I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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