Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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