Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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