wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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