lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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