If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
did you just send me my own nude
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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