everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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