There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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