The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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