People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
