Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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