First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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