ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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