we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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