i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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