You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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