I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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