will power is for people who don't want to get laid
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
