So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
