Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
my shit smells like andre
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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