I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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