Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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